Monday, July 20, 2009

Cyclone crush

It Was a normal spring day in Acme Forest. Walking through the woods were the stars of Tiny toons, Buster and Babs (No relation). As the walked hand in hand Babs turned to Buster and said: " Hey Buster, do you think I'm pretty?" Buster just stared off dreamily. Babs stretched open Busters ear and yelled:"Earth to Buster! Your girlfriend standing here and we're all alone i nthe woods!" Buster SHrugged and said: " I'm sorry what did you say Babs? I was just thinking of last weeks baseball game with Perfecto Prep." Babs became Furious. "Buster, Could we for once do something Romantic and together instead of always me doing impressions and you dreaming about sports?" Buster walked ahead a little. " Oh Ok..we'll do something else..even though thats what I love about you." Babs hung on the word love and her anger disappeared. She did a spin change and emerged dressed as Jessica Rabbit. Buster did a wild take and grabbed Babs in his arms. "Forget my mind was ever anywhere else," and he kissed babs passionately.

No sooner did the kiss start the two of them began to hear a rumblign sound. Then the groudn began to vibrate. Animals began running past them and the looked in the distance to see a cloud of smoke and tree's falling left and right. Finally when the smoke got closer they realized it wasn't smoke but a purple tornado. The tornado stopped spinning and Dizzy devil stood in front of them. " Wahahjkahh, mmm me love having bunnies for lunch." Buster and Babs looked at each other and then towards the audience. " don't you hate it when the plots obvious", babs said. "Well I have a plan", buster said. He began to whisper in Babs ear. " It's Terrible, Gruesome, Horrific...but ..I love it", Babs said comically. Buster Turned to Dizzy. "Here's The deal Dizzy old pal, If you can catch us you can have us." Dizzy nodded and they all sped off towards the city of Acme Acres.

Buster and Babs headed for the Acme Paint company.Buster Ran through one entrance and came out with a can of black paint. Then he stood on the side of the entrance waiting for Dizzy. Then Babs went to the roof with a can of white paint and stood over the entrance buster was waiting at. Their plan was ready.

Dizzy spins his way through the biulding and when he came out on the other side Buster immediately splashed him with the black paint covering him completley. Then He yelled: "Now!". Babs standing in position poured the white paint down over his back in a striaght line, completing their plan to make Dizzy look like a Skunk.

Dizzy, Unsure of whats happening contineus to chase them as Babs jumps down to rejoin buster as they lead him through the city. When the Acme dump comes into site, Buster lead babs through to escape. Dizzy watches them go in and doubles his spin speed. He enters the dump and looks around. "Where did Bunny's go?" Then from behind him he hears asultry french accent say: "Forget ze bunny's mon plus grande Skunk hunk, take mois!" Dizzy turns around just in time for Fifi la fume to jump into his arms. She begins an assault of kisses on him. " Oh mon amour, do not fight ze sweet passion, just embrace it..and mois." At first Dizzy is flattered and doesn't try to fight her off but as she continues to kiss him her odor, strong as ever, catches his nose. His eyes begin to tear and he tries to pull her off. Finally he unlatches from her grip yelling: "Ah Skunk!" and runs away leaving her lying on the ground. " Come back my leetle onion blossom, our love eez just beggining to bloom, no?"

Dizzy remembering Fifi as his classmate after the odor arose remember that she would chase anything and anyone that looked like a skunk until they were caught for good. He knew he had to hide. Then he saw a dumpster and jumped in closing the lid quickly. In the dark he panted his fears away. Then Dizzy lit a match to see what was around him. Next to him was fifi and she pulled him in for a kiss. "Love cannot be discarded so easily ay?"Dizzy jumped out of the garbage and dashed away." Ee eez so handsome when he runs like zat."

No place would be good enough for him to hide so Dizzy ran to a hardware store to get paint remover. At the counter was buster in disguise. "Me need Paint remover, quick!" Buster handed him a can that said paint adehesive but with the words crossed out and rewritten as paint remover. The adhesive would make it almost impossible to remove the paint. Dizzy began to open the can but buster stopped him. "Don't do it here in the store where you'll make it a mess, do it over there." Buster pointed across the street to the dump where fifi's cadillac could be seen. "Do it in the dump and clean urself up in that car." Dizzy followed busters directions and poured the adhesive onto himself . As he walked into the car he rubbed his eyes as some of the adhesive had been uncomfortable and in doing this he did not notice that no paint had come off him. Inside the car he noticed a dresser with a mirror. He looked at the mirror and was shocked when he noticed that not only was he still decked out as a skunk but that fifi was right behind him. She locked the door of the car and then wrapped them both in her tail kissing him as she pulled him closer. The car filled with the fumes from her tail and from the outside buster and bab looked in. " Should we help him?" Babs said as they watched dizzy struggle tryign to pull away. "You know what they say Babsy, when the Cadillac's a rockin, don't come a knockin."














That's all folks!

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